cuntology:

curtisplease:

bromancing-the-stone:

Honey Mahogany is at the bar and she asked how her singing was and I had to fight every cell in my body to keep from saying, “Well, it was better than your dresses.”

HA!
drag her!
get it…drag her? see I’m funny too Kevin. Why don’t you invite me places?

we are all gonna be at Maxx’s birthday party relax yall

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lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

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saladfanclub:

when u see other ppl whos urls look just like urs

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